meme 001 ✽ the pirate au meme

[ditz]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH - okay, who finished the rum?
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ღ Meme originally from amuse_box but I did add #13 for a wild card. 
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1. Boarded: Your ship has been boarded, and as captain you've been captured! Better hope the other captain gives quarter. Alternatively, it's a nice warm day for a swim. That plank was made for walking.

2. Victory: You've captured another ship! You knew those extra cannons would come in handy. And let's hope they've got lots of swag! Where's the captain? Are you the decent sort, or are you going to rub their face in it for a bit?

3. Swab the decks: You're a cabin boy! It's a good thing you don't mind doing all the dirty work, right? Anyway, the captain's calling; better see what they want.

4. Marooned: For a bit there you'd thought you were in Davy's Jones' grip, but somehow you've washed ashore with the driftwood. As you stare dazedly up from the surf, you have questions. Where are you? And who's that already on the shore?

5. Buried Treasure: Sink me! You've really found the mother lode. . . but you're not the only one. Who gets to take the treasure back to their ship? Better make sure it's you.

6. Rum: Rum, everywhere.

7. Swordfight: It's that person you can't stand! And they've taken your most valuable possession, that one of a kind thing you just can't live without! Better get that trinket back before it and your nemesis are gone over the side forever. Let's hear some swashes buckling.

8. Mutiny: The tack is full of maggots and this drinking water may as well have come from the gutter. There's one person to blame for this, and you're here to make especially sure that they pay for it. The captain does always seem to take the best treasure before everybody else.

9. Kidnapping: Don't they look rather peaceful, innocent even, sleeping so soundly there with their fancy nightclothes and pillows. Brings a tear to your eye, it does. Better take them aboard and send for a ransom.

10. Take a Gamble: Gotta spend your loot somehow, but it must have been the rum that had you bettin' everything at once! You've lost to your hornswagglin' shipmate; what did you lose, and what will they make you do now?

11. Under the Sea: You are now a Mermaid/Merman! That sailor over there sure looks appealing; let's see if you can lure them in with your charms. Don't forget that they can't breathe under water! You do seem to always forget, don't you. . .

12. The Doldrums: Can you say cabin fever? The sails haven't moved in weeks. You're about seeing if your mates can relieve this awful boredom.

13. Wild card. What do. Your choice. It doesn't even have to be here - wait why am I even explaining this to you YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS.

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Miles Edgeworth | Ace Attorney

[truthsnomiracle]

Kay Faraday | Ace Attorney

[yatagarasu]

9

[truthsnomiracle]

[For all the treasure around -- even those wine-red blankets would fetch a pretty penny -- this lawyer might be the most valuable piece to be found. Is this the right guy, though? He's supposed to be twenty-six, isn't he?]

Phoenix Wright | Ace Attorney

[mr_lawyer_there]

[...oh gosh I haven't brought him out since forever]

11. IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

[truthsnomiracle]

[Hey Phoenix, aren't those shades of pink and burgundy that keep peeking through the waves off in the distance familiar? Like a certain childhood "imaginary" friend turned jerk whose life you saved even after he tried to get you convicted for another pirate's crimes?

...Isn't he supposed to be dead?]

Clover | 999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors

[bookmarking]

Michelle Cheung | R.O.D the TV

[bibliophilism]

Larry Butz | Ace Attorney

[laurice]

Maes Hughes | Fullmetal Alchemist

[knifetomeetyou]

Would you like to roll or should I?

[miss_sniper]

Matsumoto Rangiku | Bleach | OTA

[drinksonyou]

maybe they are trapped in an underground room full of rum

[demigoddess]

Don't worry. [ Cassie assures the other blond, digging out the rocks that currently had them caved in a large underground room full of nothing, and she means nothing but rum. ] We'll get out of here... Eventually. [ Without her powers? It could take a long time. Great. ]

At least we got away from those pirates, and I don't think they'll be trying to dig through. [ Not that anyone saw them fall in here.

Deciding not to use what strength she did have all at once, Cassie turns around and leans against the rock wall, letting her eyes linger for a little too long on the other, very attractive blond's chest. It's embarrassing, but she tries to brush it off. ]

Hi. My name's Cassie. [ She laughs a little. ] Didn't really get a chance to say that before we fell. It's nice to meet you. [ At least, he look nice enough, and having company is way better than being stuck alone. ]

Could I interest you in rum? [ She asks jokingly, gesturing toward the many bottles. ]

Korra | Legend of korra

[notair]

Bran Stark | ASOIAF

[oculus]

Anna Milton | Supernatural

[miltonian]

Patrick || Supernatural

[longlivethewitch]

Riza Hawkeye || FullMetal Alchemist

[miss_sniper]

Sherlock Holmes | Sherlock

[deductives]

[CHILDHOOD DREAMS COME TRUE]

1

[notanotherdiet]

[He's not commandeering the ship, exactly; he has every intention of letting Sherlock sail away once he's done. Certainly, he has his little brother's ship surrounded by the Navy fleet, but that's only to ensure he won't try and sail away before Mycroft has the opportunity to check up on him.

Still. He anticipates a rather less than warm reception as he steps on board.]

Romano | Axis Powers Hetalia | OTA

[swearsateveryone]

9 - pfft... oh rng...

[steuerparadies]

[The first thing Lili notices when she wakes from unconsciousness is that she's blindfolded, with her hands tied behind her back. The second is that the room she's in seems to be swaying, and she could hear the distant sound of waves. And the third is that she's laying on a soft bed, which is definitely not hers.

What happened? The last she remembers is walking along the docks, chatting with a few sailors, and then getting ready to heading back home. Her memories are fuzzy from that point onwards.]

Hallo? [She calls out hesitantly, unsure of her kidnappers' intents. It takes all her will power not to panic under this situation. Surely there is nothing that could come out of kidnapping her, right?]

Utena Tenjo | Revolutionary Girl Utena | OTA!

[princely_calyx]

Fortyskey (Jane Andrewson) \\ Original World of Warcraft Character // Forsaken Warlock || NO SMUT

[dembonyhips]

[What, a zombie pirate chick? That's ridiculous.]

Claudia Donovan | Warehouse 13 | OTA

[reactivates]

[WHAT ABOUT SPACE PIRATES? CAN IT BE SPACE PIRATES? 8D ...or not. EITHER WAY.]

Yuma | Claymore

[banginmyface]

Faris Scherwiz | Final Fantasy 5

[andrarrrgynous]

[Did someone say pirate?]

Prince Arslan | Heroic Legend of Arslan | OTA

[parsianprince]

Griffin O'Conner | Jumper

[classdismissed]

John Hardin | Vagrant Story

[peaceguard]

[no booty pirate jokes allowed onboard the Prophet]

fuck rng

[esoteric_rose]

[SYDNEY IS THE BEST SHIP EVER. no seriously how did it take a cannonball and not sink idk but they are the luckiest people alive.

ANYWAY this means Grell is pleased as anything even if it did mean helping clean the blood away, it means they'll be able to get further along their route to go the hell away from Ivalice. Still, they have options, and she's stuck.]

Hardin, do you have a minute?

Cloud Strife ☄ FFVII

[promisekept]

*cough* 9 (feel free to ignore, I just woke up and the crazy is strong in me before my coffee)

[fogofwar]

Daughter. I said bring me the governor's daughter.

[Lin, commander of the fastest ship that sailed under the flag of Brenner's Wolves, didn't have to raise her voice to have her crew wincing in sympathy for the ragged lot that had just come aboard her ship.]

'e was sleepin' in 'er bed! Even wearin' a nighty dress! [the leader of the kidnappers protested.] ...'E's got pretty eyes?

[Lin's eyes closed for a long moment and when they opened again, she looked calm and composed. Far away, the midnight shore was on fire as a villa burned. Her dark eyes shifted down to look at the blond trussed up in the middle of the men. Pretty eyes. She refused to snort and lose her emotionless front. Lifting her head, she called to her first mate.]

Lieutenant. Make sure these men get safely back to their boat. I'm sure their previously received down payment for the job is more than enough to satisfy them. Boson, we're done here. Prepare to sail. Sergeant - [there was really no stopping the small sigh as the protesting would be kidnappers were escorted off her ship without trouble thanks to the larger amount of weapons on her crew's side than theirs.] Sergeant, make sure the prisoner is truly secure and stow him below deck somewhere. [Her narrow eyes shifted to the blond. No one dressed up like a girl by accident.] You, I'll deal with once we're underway.

Irene Adler | BBC Sherlock

[thedominatrix]

ix; or that's what you think

[asklepios]

The plan has been, by necessity, somewhat convoluted - as one might expect when step two is get kidnapped by pirates. Step one was, in essence, make them think it was their idea and it had been complex in itself, insinuating herself into the Admiral's life and affections. It isn't the first or the last time that she'll pursue a relationship for the sake of a target, but it's probably going to be more rare that the marriage isn't to said target.

It doesn't matter which ship takes her, in the end; she just needs a route in, and somewhere she can learn more about what she's going to need to know to get closer. The usual ways don't work so well with these people, so first she has to be bait--

--Captain Adler is a slight surprise, and one that makes her briefly glad she'd opted against concealing any weapons on herself. A ship crewed by women is more likely, she suspects, to think to search her, and this works so much better if she doesn't have to explain anything contrary to what they must expect of Odette, a sweet thing with romanticized ideas of the sea.