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rainbowfudge2012-04-07 01:37 pm
prosecutory) wrote in rainbowfudge2012-04-07 01:37 pm
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[all Edgeworths, all the time.]
[You are on a cruise ship - to be more exact, in a hall adorned with paintings of various historical scenes (many of them groundbreaking moments in legal history), a giant crystal chandelier and polished walls and stairs. This could be a dining hall, but there aren't too many tables. Not only that, there are shelves full of books against one wall with detailed dog bookends. And instead of a grand buffet, there is a wide selection of...tea. Tea from every corner of the world, tea you never thought existed, iced tea...and no, no teabags. That stuff does not exist. >_>
You are also most likely wearing a pink/wine-red/burgundy suit and a white cravat, unless you're from some other universe or timeline, because those things tend to happen a lot. The fourth wall doesn't exist here, really. Maybe you came from what we call the canon timeline, or some other world you got shipped to. In any case, you're here right now.
Have a nice day...Miles Edgeworth. Oh, and feel free to explore the rest of the fancy ship. Maybe you're going to some foreign country to study more legal systems, or maybe you're on your way to ~choose death~. Whatever. Don't be surprised to see other Edgeworths with you.
...
GENTLEMEN AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU...THE EDGEWORTH PARTY.]
You are also most likely wearing a pink/wine-red/burgundy suit and a white cravat, unless you're from some other universe or timeline, because those things tend to happen a lot. The fourth wall doesn't exist here, really. Maybe you came from what we call the canon timeline, or some other world you got shipped to. In any case, you're here right now.
Have a nice day...Miles Edgeworth. Oh, and feel free to explore the rest of the fancy ship. Maybe you're going to some foreign country to study more legal systems, or maybe you're on your way to ~choose death~. Whatever. Don't be surprised to see other Edgeworths with you.
...
GENTLEMEN AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU...THE EDGEWORTH PARTY.]
GET OUT I mean LATE DOESN'T EXIST IN EDGEWORTH-LAND
But instead, he manages to keep his dignity, stopping in his tracks and keeping everything in his hands.
...no, wait, one sheet of paper full of notes flutters down onto the floor. He knows what's on that paper - his observations of how his ice magic has developed over the months, how it has become easier for him to create ice, and how he seems to have gained magical stamina -
The moment he crouches down to pick up the paper, a sheet of ice spreads from where his fingers touched the deck.]
Nngh...not again...
[When he brushes his hand over the ice, it dissolves as quickly as it had formed.]
Au Contraire, EDGEY IS A TIME-NAZI =D
He mutters exasperatedly to himself.]
...You have got to be kidding me.
Even TIME bows to him.
After rearranging his notes, he focuses on the other prosecutor, and clears his throat.]
...It seems we have more guests than I thought.
Black holes distort time. Time bends to Edgeworth. Ergo, Edgeworth = Black hole. LOGIC.
[He looks at his double...
...Then, to his teacup...
...to his double...
...Then, to his tea...
...Then to his double...
...
...He then proceeds to dump the contents of the teacup overboard.
Because whatever's in that tea has got to be some strong shit.]NNNGGGHHOOOOOOH
I am not a hallucination, if that's what you're thinking. And neither are the other guests. [Miles gestures to the door of the hall from which he came, where they would encounter several more doubles of themselves.]